Here's a Surprise...Harper Announces Money to Find Oil

The real reason for Stephen Harper's northern exposure is finally exposed. $100 million for his oil buddies to go find some more oil. Are you shocked? Me neither! Sovereignty my ass.

Stephen Harper...A One Man Demolition Machine

At least that is what Tom Flanagan gives us today. The total desctruction of the Liberal Party is at hand. Run for the hills. To the bomb shelters!

Assassination Sensationalism

This arrest in Denver has led to the continued urban-legend hype surrounding the possibility of an assassination of Barack Obama. I think all of the MSM have a greater responsibility then to sensationalize stuff like this. It's utterly irresponsible to continue down this path.

The Barack/Barry Citizenship Fiasco

If you were The Fighting Dems, how would you counteract this ridiculous (or not) assertion by Mr. Berg that your POTUS nominee is less American than the average John Q. Public.

The brainless trust here at TWDIKG came up with one counter attack that might prove interesting (were it not so hypothetical and baseless). We might write something like:

Is McCain the Modern Manchurian Candidate???

The Republican obsession with putting Obama under the proverbial microscope, has distracted the American media and the public from picking up on a more important possible story revolving around the Republican candidate's imprisonment at the Hanoi Hilton during the Vietnam War.

Was McCain brainwashed while he was a POW and was he sent back to the U.S. as a psychological Trojan Horse, ready to be manipulated by his masters in Communist China?**

Numerous signs indicate that he might have been subjected to the kind of brainwashing or programming that was dramatized in the Frank Sinatra classic The Manchurian Candidate and the recent remake with Denzel Washington.

McCain has a history of erratic behaviour, which has been apologized for by his handlers under the now well-worn description of him as a "maverick". McCain's maverick behaviour is more possibly a result of his inner conflict caused by deep psychological programming that he may have been subjected to during his stay in Vietnam. The inner conflict causes him to fight against his own party and at times puts him at odds with his compatriots.

McCain's infamous temper and his notorious reputation for offensive language and verbal abuse are also possible signs of the induced psychological stress that he could have been subjected to during any induction and indoctrination process that could have happened during his stay at the Hanoi Hilton.

In addition to the above, American voters also ought to be concerned with McCain's history of legislation and voting in line with such commonist sympathizers as John Kerry, Russ Feingold, Ted Kennedy and Joe Lieberman.

The least the American public and media should do to assuage these concerns is call on John McCain to open his military medical records, including his psychological records to show that he is not the modern Manchurian candidate.

Given George Bush's alleged self-attempts at chemically induced brainwashing and the resulting problems Americans have experienced over the past seven and a half years, citizens ought to be confident that their leadership candidates are mentally, psychologically and intellectually fit to assume the highest offices in the land.



**It should go without saying that we fully disapprove of all of the Viet's tactics and torturous strategies leveled against Mr. McCain and other brave men and women that serve abroad in the name of freedom and democracy, and denounce fully the usage of such vile tactics.

In the Navy. In the Navy.

UPDATE: Welcome to all the fine readers of The Galloping Beaver.

How do you know when the Conservatives spent the cupboards dry? When they start pulling funding from their own programs. I thought the military was priority one for Harpo and the Harris boys. And yet another Friday night news release.

Here's a little tune to start your week on the RIGHT foot.

Layton Already Backing Down From an Election

What's the matter Jack? Down in the polls? Burned all your resources in the by-elections? I suspect so.

In the meantime, Dion is all about action, Jackson.

Conservative Election Scam Bigger Than We Thought

How else could you explain the sudden change of philosophy from the conservative government? It's simple really. The polls are getting worse for them by the day. So is the economy. Then there's this little battle with Elections Canada....

Ah yes. The lawsuit against the nation's electoral watchdog. The one they just learned they can't and won't win. Then the fallout that is going to come afterward. The fallout that sees the massive fines levied against the various segments of the Conservative Party of Canada, including official agents, candidates and the party itself.

Naturally Stephen Harper wants an election before the Canadian public becomes fully aware of his blatant attempt to claim $777,000 in taxpayer election rebates from an in and out scam that he claimed never happened.

Naturally Harper wants an election before opposition MPs get to grill him and the Harris boys over all of these issues starting September 15th. What choice does he have really? It's the difference between a Liberal minority or a Liberal majority.

Put your helmets on! It's election time! October 20 is the bet of the day!

BIDEN His Time

Our original thoughts a couple of days ago were correct. We brought you the BEST of BIDEN.

Jack Layton is Disturbed

So I read.

JOE BIDEN VP FOR BARACK OBAMA

IT COULD BE TRUE. So I give you the "Best of Biden".