If You Were Stephen Harper, What Type of Fruit Would You Be?

Well, Stephen Harper didn't wanna be a vegetable. He wanted to be a fruit instead. h/t to Paul Wells for asking this very important election.

So what type of fruit do you think you'd be if you were PM Harper?

1. Miracle Fruit?
2. Star Apple?
3. Giant Granadilla?
4. Malay Roseapple?
5. Carmen Miranda's Hat?
6. Write your own here __________________________.