Fine. I'll bite. Here they are.
Conservatives 152 (You're lucky to get that Stevie)
Liberals 66 (You deserved better Michael)
NDP 62 (sorry Jack, better luck next time)
Bloc 26 (I always though you'd be a great Liberal Gilles)
Independent 2 (If Briony Penn almost knocked of Lunn, May will 4 sure)